The DOOM Slayer is back, and this time, he’s tearing through a medieval hellscape in DOOM: The Dark Ages. If you thought ripping demons apart with a shotgun was brutal, just wait until you see what happens when the Slayer gets his hands on flaming swords, siege weapons, and dark magic.
Here’s everything we know so far—and why this might be the most insane DOOM game yet.
What Is DOOM: The Dark Ages?
A Blood-Soaked Prequel
Set before the events of DOOM (2016) and DOOM Eternal, this game explores the Slayer’s early days—when he was just a mortal warrior fighting against Hell’s invasion.
Expect more lore on the Slayer’s origins, the Night Sentinels, and the first war against the demons.
Medieval Mayhem Meets DOOM Combat
New weapons: Swords, axes, crossbows, and siege weapons (yes, you might get to crush demons with a catapult).
Brutal executions: The glory kills are even more savage, with decapitations, impalements, and demon-smashing finishers.
Magic & Runes: The Slayer might wield dark magic or holy relics to turn the tide of battle.
Hey Slayers! Get ready to dust off your gaming chair and stock up on energy drinks – DOOM: The Dark Ages is about to rip your expectations apart like a Cacodemon getting chainsawed. This isn’t just another DOOM game – it’s a medieval murder-fest that’s going to make your controller vibrate with pure, unadulterated rage.
I’ve been digging through every trailer, leak, and developer interview to bring you the ultimate hype guide. Whether you’re a hardcore DOOM veteran or someone who just loves cathartic demon-slaying, here’s why this might be your Game of the Year.
What Makes This DOOM Different?
1. You’re Basically a Medieval Superhero
Remember when the Doom Slayer was just some space marine? Now he’s a legendary warrior feared by Hell itself – think Conan the Barbarian meets the Terminator.
New Origin Story: See how a mortal became the demon-slaying legend we know
Mythical Weapons: Flaming swords, holy hammers, and YES – a goddamn shield that doubles as a buzzsaw
Armor Upgrades: Your suit evolves as you progress – start as a gritty warrior, end up looking like a divine avenger
2. The Gore Has Never Been This Creative
The devs have outdone themselves with physics-based dismemberment. Every kill feels different because:
Environment kills: Smash demons into spiked walls, drop portcullises on them, or fling them into moats of lava
Weapon combos: Try chaining a crossbow shot into a sword execution
New “Brutality Meter”: The more creative your kills, the faster you unlock super-moves
3. The Soundtrack Will Melt Your Face
Mick Gordon might be gone, but the new composer is bringing:
Medieval metal with lutes and choirs mixed into the shredding
Dynamic music that ramps up when you enter “slayer mode”
Easter eggs where the music syncs perfectly with your kills
5 Things You’ll Love (Even If You’re New to DOOM)
1. The Learning Curve is Perfect
New “Rip and Tear” difficulty for casual players
Advanced combos for veterans (yes, you can parry demon claws)
2. The Lore Actually Matters Now
Fully-voiced story moments (but skippable if you just want blood)
Collectible codex entries that aren’t boring
3. No Microtransaction BS
All cosmetics earned through challenges
No battle pass – just pure, unfiltered demon slaughter
4. Next-Gen Blood Physics
Every wound sprays realistically
Blood pools and dries over time
You can literally slip on demon guts
5. Secret Easter Eggs
References to classic DOOM maps
Hidden medieval versions of modern weapons
At least one absurdly overpowered meme weapon
What the Community is Saying
The hype is real across Reddit and Discord:
"Finally a DOOM game where I can decapitate a demon with a morningstar while riding a hell horse? 10/10"
"The gore trailer made my grandma concerned for my mental health"
"I haven't been this excited since DOOM 2016. My body is ready."
Pre-Order Bonuses Worth Getting?
Early access to the Crucible Hammer (it’s as awesome as it sounds)
Exclusive armor skin that makes you look like a dark paladin
Digital art book with insane concept art
But here’s the real pro tip: If you wait until launch week, there’s usually a free weekend trial to test it first.
Final Verdict: Should You Buy It?
Buy Day One If:
You miss when games were just fun
You want the most cathritic stress-reliever ever made
The phrase “chainsaw jousting” excites you
Maybe Wait If:
You get motion sickness from fast games
Medieval settings aren’t your thing
– Your neighbors complain about loud screaming (yours)
What part has you most hyped? Let me know in the comments – and remember:
“Rip and tear… until it is done.”
(See you in Hell on May 15th!)
